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The Story
- Sarcasm That Cuts – Pens that say what you’re thinking when HR says you shouldn’t.
- Group Therapy Substitute – Hand them out at work and watch morale… or humanity… crumble.
- Writes Too Well – Because nothing ruins a scathing note like a pen that skips.
- Bright Colors, Dark Thoughts – Cheerful barrels hiding your existential dread.
- Click, Clack, Cope – Retractable design for when you’re one breakdown away from snapping it in half.
- Black Ink

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
- Sarcasm That Cuts – Pens that say what you’re thinking when HR says you shouldn’t.
- Group Therapy Substitute – Hand them out at work and watch morale… or humanity… crumble.
- Writes Too Well – Because nothing ruins a scathing note like a pen that skips.
- Bright Colors, Dark Thoughts – Cheerful barrels hiding your existential dread.
- Click, Clack, Cope – Retractable design for when you’re one breakdown away from snapping it in half.
- Black Ink






















